Laughs Page
This is where jokes and anything funny goes. You can submit jokes for the site at the bottom of this page.
Submit your own jokes at the bottom of this page.
Q: Why did the raspberry turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, all of the whales sang "We are family!"
Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she literally sits "AROUND" the house.
Do you know what the difference between yo momma and the titanic?
The titanic sunk, yo momma floats.
Yo Mamma's so far, a friend showed her a picture of her feet.
She didn't recognize them.
Yo' Momma's so fat, when she blinks, her eyelids clap!
Yo' Mama's so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she literally sits "AROUND" the house.
Do you know what the difference between yo momma and the titanic?
The titanic sunk, yo momma floats.
Yo Mamma's so far, a friend showed her a picture of her feet.
She didn't recognize them.
Yo' Momma's so fat, when she blinks, her eyelids clap!
Yo' Mama's so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa.
Y'all Might Be A Redneck If
-Ya ever re-used your own toilet paper
-Ya have ever dressed yer child as a "Snot-rag" for Halloween.
-Ya and yer husband/wife get divorced and you are still related.
- When y'all done eatin' bologna you use the rind for dental floss.
-Ya hunt from the bed of yer pickup truck while your buddy "Bubba" drives.
- Your dad walks you to school because you're both in 3rd Grade.
- You have 3 or more relatives named Jr., Bubba, or Jim Bob.
-Ya ever re-used your own toilet paper
-Ya have ever dressed yer child as a "Snot-rag" for Halloween.
-Ya and yer husband/wife get divorced and you are still related.
- When y'all done eatin' bologna you use the rind for dental floss.
-Ya hunt from the bed of yer pickup truck while your buddy "Bubba" drives.
- Your dad walks you to school because you're both in 3rd Grade.
- You have 3 or more relatives named Jr., Bubba, or Jim Bob.
Pathetic Old School Jokes That Aren't Even Funny!
These jokes here are so old and stupid that I don't even think they are funny at all. Well, here they are!
Q:Why did the guy stare at the orange juice for the last hour?
A:Because it said concentrate.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get run over by a car, next joke!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again
Q: Whats the difference between a newspaper and a penguin?
A: A newspaper is also red all over.
Well, I think you get the point. These are some of the worst and driest jokes ever. Play of words just is not funny anymore. I'm not even sure why I posted them.
Q:Why did the guy stare at the orange juice for the last hour?
A:Because it said concentrate.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get run over by a car, next joke!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again
Q: Whats the difference between a newspaper and a penguin?
A: A newspaper is also red all over.
Well, I think you get the point. These are some of the worst and driest jokes ever. Play of words just is not funny anymore. I'm not even sure why I posted them.
